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As I walk through the door after work...

(Krista busts up laughing)
Me: What?
Dad: She's been creatively slandering you all night. 

Facebook: Krista tagged you in a photo!

Kreyol Crass

Me: Se pa la ba.
Dad: What?
Me: It's Kreyol for "It's not down there."
Dad: That's what she said.