Young Wipper Snappers

"Kids these days, with their texting and murder..."
- Krista
(who was imitating Mom who was attempting to make gang signs with her hands)

A Civil War Wedding

While brainstorming for my wedding:

If it's at a civil war historic site you could have little bullet shaped chocolates. Like, little round-balls. And we could reenact Mosby's raid. You and Bobby could be lying in a bed and Mosby would come wake Bobby up and Bobby would say "Have you captured Mosby?" and Mosby will say, "No, but Mosby has captured you" and then Bobby will say "But this woman has captured my heart" and then all the confederates will be disarmed and they will shower you with roses and cannons will fire rice into the air. It would be like manna from heaven. It's just so blissful. Aside from the black powder...

- My Dad