Stuff #1
"Hey! How was work? Are you still itchy right underneath your armpits?"
Stuff #2
"So I go over to my buddy's house, and he's got this beautiful black cat. Beautiful, with green eyes. And it's only got three legs. [laughs hysterically] And you know what? I like it. I really like it. I think that's cuz it only has three legs."
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